As if teenagers weren’t already scary enough (Beware the slenderman, 2016)

Move over Children of The Corn; modern day juvenile killers are exponentially more terrifying.

This week, I watched the horror documentary ‘Beware the Slenderman’ (2016, Directed by Irene Taylor Brodsky). I was a little unprepared for just how bleak and horrifying the story of Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier was going to be.
In 2014, these two girls lured and stabbed another 12-year-old, afterwards claiming that they did it for your friendly neighbourhood Slenderman. The victim lived, which is the one happy note in this tragic turn of events.

Throughout the film, we learn through the girls’ families what these two girls were like as children and preteens- their age at the time of their crime was 12. These interviews are overwhelmingly sad as we watch parents struggle with the fact that their children are essentially cold blooded killers, but they also create a very tangible feeling of just hopelessness as they discuss the lack of empathy and remorse the girls, particularly Morgan, displayed in childhood. And that, while there is no one to blame, is shiver inducing. No spoiler warning needed here as from the get go the documentary explained to us the gruesome details.

scalpel-to-Achilles heel is no match for pure premeditated murder

While watching this- my mind did keep thinking back to another, though fictional, equally terrifying and hopeless film, the acclaimed ‘We Need to Talk about Kevin’ (2011, Directed by Lynne Ramsay) featuring gut wrenching performances by Tilda Swinton and John C riley. The movie is told through a series of flashbacks after a horrible event that destroys the community not to mention the family involved. From watching it is pretty easy to figure out this tragic event and the movie doesn’t hide it from you, still I won’t mention it. If you thought the little kid in ‘Pet Sematary’ was unsettling I suggest you reconsider what unsettling really is and watch ‘We Need to talk About Kevin.’

Watching these real parents of Morgan and Annisa struggle in ‘Beware The Slenderman’ reminded me of Tidla swinton’s character as she reflects how she raised her son and could only watch helplessly, sometimes frustratingly her son grow up with all the indicators of sociopath.

“But they are a child, no one can blame a child for the way they act, a child would never purposely commit heinous acts of abuse and homicide” we all cry out, and I myself lamented while watching   both these movies and yet, Kevin is a dangerous predator- and perhaps so are Morgan and Anissa (that is only for the courts to decide as they are being tried as adults this year).

Back to beware the slenderman, perhaps the most unsettling and sometimes horrifying are the police interviews of the girls right after they have committed their crime, once they were picked up walking away from the scene, with blood on their clothes still drying. Their cold and nearly robotic descriptions of how they lured, tormented and then stabbed their ‘friend’ and their descriptions of how together they had completely premeditated their actions simply makes your blood run cold as you try and comprehend their absolute lack of any remorse.

Anissa sheds a few tears which seem mainly out of the stress of being there and not coming to terms with what she’s done, she calmly explains how she didn’t want to look in her victim’s eyes so she demanded her to pretend to sleep, the first question she asks the officer is how far she walked, as if just wanting to know so she could see how fit she was. 

Morgan on the other hand does not shed a tear for the entire movie even when asking if she was going to prison “to rot and die?” She literally asks it offhandedly, like she doesn’t care either way. There are times she is blatantly lying to the officer interviewing her, calmly and rationally. It is creepy as hell.

Both the fictional Kevin and the real-life perpetrators of the Waukesha stabbings trial achieve what other killer kids on film cannot, and that is making me scared of children.

‘Beware the Slenderman’ let’s give it a solid 6/10

You know what I will throw in that I give ‘We Need to Talk About Kevin’ a 10/10 (but in a way that still means I don’t think I could handle watching it again.)